Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like Toad from 'Mario Kart'

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Stormy Daniels gives detailed, unflattering account of Trump's intimate anatomy in new tell-all

"First of all, I have a mirror, '" Daniels wrote. It had a-she says it had a huge mushroom head like a toadstool.

In it, she describes getting intimate with Trump, saying: 'It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion'. In her 2011 interview with InTouch, Daniels boasted "I can describe his junk perfectly" and she already had, according to the gossip site The Dirty.

While the book spans Daniels' entire life from childhood through her career in the adult film industry, it is her salacious description of President Trump's genitals which has so far caused the biggest stir. Now your average gamer who may not be too familiar with the cesspool that Twitter is may think that Nintendo announced a new Mario Kart game.

Daniels' book tells how she grew up poor in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, became a stripper in high school and broke into the porn industry in her 20s.

Stormy Daniels, the adult performer at the centre of one of President Donald Trump's larger personal scandals, has a new book out next month, and somehow there is room for an excellent Nintendo/dick reference in it.

Daniels said she wrote the book to tell the full story of the alleged affair and the court case as she felt she had not had the opportunity to properly address them in interviews.

"He had a red cap, a Trump crest as a placeholder for the MAGA slogan not one of us could see coming", she wrote. She claims Trump had sex with her and paid an amount to hush the matter three days before the 2016 United States presidential election. Narrating an incident, she said she had started receiving calls when Trump secured victories in the 2016 Republican primaries.

"He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning "our plan".", she writes. "He doesn't even want to be president". "He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100% his idea".

Daniels said she remained in touch with Trump over the next year in the hope he would get her on his reality television show, The Apprentice.

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